[ the ShipNET communicator fizzles with static, finally transmitting a startled cough. ]

-- ghh. What in the... where the 'ell is...?

...

I hear water. Th' fuck. I wasn' anywhere near water last I looked. I swear, if those human sons of bitches knocked me out an' dragged me off to who-knows-where, I'm gonna have to eat some faces...

[ pause ]

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